Chapter 273: Made Him Want to Go Out for a Smoke Too
Chapter 273: Made Him Want to Go Out for a Smoke Too
Zhang Dazhuang couldn’t resist asking again, "President Lu, what is the method? Can you teach it to me? I’ll teach that naughty kid at home when I get back! You wouldn’t know it, but that rascal of mine has basically never passed a single exam, even getting him into this kindergarten took a lot of effort on my part!"
Zhang Dazhuang himself didn’t have much of an education, his brain was dull, so he could barely make a living from business.
Therefore, he’s always aware of his shortcomings and deeply respects and admires those who are cultured.
Originally, when Zhang Yiming was born, his grandfather named him Zhang Dapang.
Because when he was born, he was very chubby, much fatter than other children.
Moreover, in the eyes of the older generation, a humble name makes a child easy to raise.
Later on, Zhang Dazhuang realized this wouldn’t do.
So, he was determined to raise Zhang Yiming to be a cultured person, rather than a coarse man like him and his grandfather.
If change was to happen, it had to start with the name.
That’s the origin of the name "Zhang Yiming".
Unfortunately, Zhang Yiming seemed to have inherited Zhang Dazhuang’s dislike of studying and dull brain, except for his chubby body, everything else was not quite right.
Zhang Dazhuang found no fewer than ten private tutors, none of whom could make him smarter.
Finally, having no choice, he had to try some unconventional methods.
In Zhang Dazhuang’s opinion, the higher the exam score, the more cultured Zhang Yiming would be.
As for whether Zhang Yiming was cheating to get high scores, he didn’t care at all, he only cared about the result.
If my son can cheat to get a perfect score, that’s his skill too!
Therefore, seeing that there’s a technique for perfectly solving problems now.
Zhang Dazhuang was instantly tempted.
He could even fantasize about Zhang Yiming getting a hundred on every test, and everyone he met praising him for being smart and cultured in the future!
Thoughts like these made Zhang Dazhuang even more eager, his fat, dark face filled with a smile:
"Well, President Lu, since you have such a great method, I can’t let you lose out, right? You see, whatever you want, just say it, as long as I can get it, I promise I’ll get it for you!"
Zhang Dazhuang was really willing to go all out this time!
Lu Junhan replied nonchalantly, "Can’t teach it, this method can only be used by herself."
Zhang Dazhuang frowned in confusion, "Eh? Why?"
Lu Junhan raised an eyebrow, his voice as cold as ever, "You’ll see in a moment!"
Since he’d said so, Zhang Dazhuang didn’t want to pester him.
Instead, he focused more attention on the little girl.
It seemed he wanted to see if he could catch any problem-solving skills from her.
Even Qu Sinian, Jian Yi, and Song Wanwan’s group’s other parents, who overheard their conversation, couldn’t help but direct their gaze at the adorable little girl with the ponytail.
The parents didn’t dare to breathe heavily, staring intensely, afraid of missing anything——
Meanwhile, hearing the other three friends talk like that, the little girl didn’t know what to choose herself.
She tilted her head in thought, finally coming up with a fair solution.
The next moment, everyone saw.
The beautiful little girl surrounded by the other three blinked her large black eyes and pointed her small, tender hand at the four options, muttering to herself.
Zhang Dazhuang widened his eyes.
He wondered if this was the so-called problem-solving technique?
He quickly focused on listening and heard the little girl’s crisp voice seriously saying:
"Whichever the little rooster picks, I’ll choose that one..."
The other parents: "..."
The little girl saw her tiny hand land on a certain option, her dark eyes brightened, and she told the other three:
"Hey! Look! It turns out this question chooses B!"
The other parents were dumbfounded!!
They looked as if they had been constipated for ages, their faces shifting from green to white!
They had countless expletives they wanted to shout, but didn’t know what to curse.
After all, although the little girl was guessing, she guessed right!!!
Qu Qianqian was very agreeable this time, "Okay, then let’s choose B! I think B actually looks pretty good."
Zhang Yiming nodded, saying, "Indeed! This B looks like two sweet donuts, Hmm... I can’t, saying this makes me a little hungry..."
The parents: "..."
Where did your principles go that you two were arguing over just now!
Even Jian Xiyan nodded, expressing no objection.
So, the little girl wrote with a flourish, "Okay! Then we’ll choose B for the first question."
After writing, she was filled with joy, "Wow!! We’re so awesome, we’ve already finished one question!"
Lu Junhan: "..."
Damn, he’s tempted to go out and have a smoke.
Qu Qianqian praised mindlessly, "Right, right! It’s only been three minutes, and we’ve finished a question! We’re so fast!"
Qu Sinian didn’t want to say anything anymore.
Zhang Yiming chuckled and said, "Exactly! Looking at it this way, we really are so smart!"
Zhang Dazhuang: "..."
Your dad doesn’t even dare to say that, where does your little rascal get the confidence?
Jian Xiyan nodded heavily, then directly wrote:
Ms. Li Li, what should we choose for the second question?
With the example of the first question, the other three subconsciously followed Lu Li’s lead.
Qu Qianqian took one look at the English question and didn’t want to look a second time: "Indeed, Ms. Li Li, what should we choose for this question?"
The little girl started with the little rooster again and found that the answer was still B, happily writing down another B.
After writing three B’s, the little girl herself realized something was off.
When it came to the 4th question, the little girl thought for a moment and said:
"We’ve already written so many B’s, it’s unfair to the others! How about we choose Qianqian’s A for this question, since we haven’t chosen A yet! Then for the next question, we’ll choose Yiming’s C, then for the next one, we’ll choose a D that we haven’t picked!"
Qu Qianqian’s eyes brightened at the mention of choosing A, quickly saying, "Okay! This is super great!"
Zhang Yiming hearing the next question would be C, was very satisfied as well: "I have no objections! I also think it’s good! It’s quite fair!"
Jian Xiyan nodded: Hmm, fair.
The other parents: "..."
Could you be more random???
Forget it, can’t listen anymore, or they’ll get infuriated by these little guys.
Fortunately, they aren’t their kids.
The other parents thought this, and all at once, looked with sympathy toward the table of Lu Junhan, Jian Yi, and the others.
Then they found the four parents were exceptionally calm and composed, heads down playing on their phones.
Their faces showed no waves, their inner hearts unmoved.
It seemed nothing could shake them anymore.
The other parents: "..."
As for Song Wanwan’s group, it was actually very difficult for them as well.
Song Wanwan didn’t expect the questions to be so hard.
Looking at them, she didn’t know how to do any of them.
But she thought about getting help from her godmother later, so she calmed down.
She started pretending to discuss the exam with her group.
Suddenly, she heard Lu Li’s group say the first question chose B.
She pouted, feeling dismissive, thinking they must be wrong.
She directly crossed out option B for the first question, not considering it.