Chapter 17: You Want to Touch My Butt?

"Huh? What’s that sound?"

Hearing the sound of crying, Lin Meng instinctively walked toward it. Before long, he arrived at the edge of a steep dirt slope.

"Waaah... I’m going to die anyway, and there’s no one around. Maybe I should just touch myself and taste the pleasures of being a woman. It’s not like anyone will find out."

The crying was much clearer here, distinctly belonging to a young woman. Lin Meng took a few more steps forward and finally saw what was going on.

At the bottom of the slope, a woman around nineteen years old was half-lying on the ground. It looked like she had tumbled all the way down. Her clothes were mostly torn, exposing her smooth, fair skin. The alluring twin peaks on her chest were half-spilled from her ruined top, revealing the pink lace wrapped around them.

She had a truly explosive figure. However, when Lin Meng saw her tear-stained face, his eyes instantly widened.

"Holy crap, it’s Xia Tiantian!"

Lin Meng and Xia Tiantian had grown up together, practically running around bare-bottomed as toddlers. They had always been close. When they played house as kids, he would be the husband and she would be the wife. They had even been in the same class throughout their school years.

He remembered that by junior high, Xia Tiantian had started blossoming, developing a fantastic figure. Whenever she rode her bike to school, not only would her chest bounce delightfully, but her plump bottom would sway with every pedal. It often made Lin Meng gulp so hard that he’d end up riding his own bike straight into a ditch.

Whenever that happened, Xia Tiantian would tease him for being a pervert who lusted after his own best friend. She would even joke that if he really wanted to, she wouldn’t mind letting him have some fun. Her bold attitude often left Lin Meng, a grown boy, blushing furiously.

Later on, due to family issues, Lin Meng had dropped out of high school, and he saw Xia Tiantian less and less.

The Xia Tiantian before him now had changed drastically compared to back then. Not only was she even more beautiful and radiant, but the two soft mounds on her chest had completely doubled in size. Yet, sobbing her eyes out like this, she looked incredibly pathetic.

Lin Meng couldn’t help himself; he burst out laughing.

"Who’s there?" Xia Tiantian jumped in fright at the sound of his laughter. She turned her head, scanning the area until she spotted Lin Meng’s figure standing above her.

"Lin Meng! It’s you! Thank goodness, hurry up and save me!" Recognizing him instantly, she called out in excitement.

Lin Meng didn’t dawdle. He started making his way down the slope. "Tiantian, what happened to you?"

"Ugh, don’t even ask. My dog, Rhubarb, ran up the mountain, so I came looking for her. I accidentally tumbled down this dirt slope and just can’t climb back up.

"Thank God I ran into you, or I’d probably die out here today." Xia Tiantian felt both exasperated and incredibly relieved.

Having reached the bottom, Lin Meng deliberately teased, "You should be thanking your loud crying. Otherwise, I definitely wouldn’t have heard you."

Xia Tiantian froze, her face instantly turning as red as a baboon’s bottom. Earlier, she had genuinely believed she was going to die and had blurted out her innermost thoughts. She wondered if Lin Meng had heard all of that.

It was too embarrassing!

"Oh, by the way, Tiantian," Lin Meng said, digging a pinky into his ear with a cheeky grin. "I thought I heard someone say they wanted to ’taste the pleasures of being a woman.’ But who knows, maybe I misheard."

"Lin Meng, are you ever going to let that go?!" Furious from embarrassment, Xia Tiantian reached out to smack him.

But the sudden movement caused her tattered top—already shredded from the fall—to slide right off. In an instant, Lin Meng’s eyes went wide, staring blankly.

Her milky-white skin practically glowed. It was astonishingly tender, looking supple enough to pinch water out of. The two plump peaks on her chest were trembling incessantly. Because her bra had shifted, the pink areolas peeking over the top were clearly visible.

It was too beautiful, too alluring! While this body lacked the maturity of Pan Qiaolian and Cheng Xiue, it possessed a youthful, unripe aura that Lin Meng had never experienced before.

"Ah!" Xia Tiantian cried out in shock and hastily covered herself.

But her small hands were a drop in the bucket. Pressing her jade peaks flat only made the beautiful flesh bulging between her fingers look even more tempting.

Lin Meng felt a surge of heat rush through his body. He stared unblinkingly, unwilling to miss a single second.

Noticing his reaction, Xia Tiantian rolled her eyes playfully. Suddenly, she moved her hands away and deliberately thrust her chest out. "Lin Meng, am I pretty?"

Looking at the twin mounds of beautiful flesh so close to him, Lin Meng nodded subconsciously. "Pretty! Too pretty!"

Xia Tiantian tilted her chin up. "Do you want to touch them?"

"Huh? Really?" Overjoyed, Lin Meng instinctively reached his hand out.

Xia Tiantian hadn’t expected him to actually go for it. Her expression instantly shifted as she swatted his hand away. "Lin Meng, get your dirty paws off me! Have you no shame, trying to take advantage of me like that?"

Lin Meng finally snapped out of his daze and coughed awkwardly. "My bad, just joking around. Let me help you up first."

With that, he quickly moved to her side, slung one of her arms over his shoulder, and wrapped his other arm around her slender waist.

The sensation of her smooth skin made Lin Meng’s heart flutter once again. Especially the faint, delicate fragrance coming off Xia Tiantian—it was driving him crazy. But Lin Meng forced himself to suppress his urges. No matter what, they were childhood friends. He absolutely could not do something as low as taking advantage of her while she was vulnerable.

"That’s more like it," Xia Tiantian huffed haughtily. The large hand resting on her waist gave her a tingling, numb sensation.

But the very next second, as Lin Meng lifted her, Xia Tiantian let out a miserable shriek. "Ouch! Damn it, Lin Meng! You’re hurting me!"

Startled, Lin Meng immediately set her back down. "Tiantian, are you okay?"

Xia Tiantian’s small face crinkled in pain. "Of course I’m not okay! My butt hurts like hell. I can’t stand up at all."

Lin Meng frowned. "You probably injured your tailbone or pulled a muscle when you fell."

"Then what do we do? How about you carry me back on your back?" Xia Tiantian stared at him with wide, pleading eyes.

"What are you thinking? This dirt slope is so steep I can barely climb up myself. Doing it with you on my back is impossible," Lin Meng said, shaking his head and shutting the idea down bluntly.

Even though his physical constitution had improved significantly, it still had its limits. It would be fine on flat ground, but the incline here was too severe. He genuinely didn’t have the strength for it.

"Then how about you go back to the village and get a few people to come save me?" Xia Tiantian suggested.

"I could do that, but you’ll have to wait here for three or four hours."

"That long? What if a wolf comes and eats me? No! Absolutely not!"

Lin Meng was momentarily speechless. "Well, princess, what do you suggest we do then?"

Xia Tiantian thought about it for a moment before her eyes lit up. "Oh, right! Aren’t you a doctor in the village? You can just treat me! If you heal me, problem solved!"

Lin Meng was just about to say he didn’t have the ability when he suddenly recalled that the Yin Yang Great Dao Skill contained a specific acupressure massage technique. This was the perfect opportunity to test it out.

"Alright, I’ll treat you. Turn over and lie on your stomach."

Xia Tiantian blinked in confusion. "Why do I have to lie on my stomach?"

Lin Meng couldn’t help but groan. "Are you stupid? You injured your butt. I have to massage you to treat it. If you don’t lie face down, how am I supposed to do that?"

"What the hell?! You’re going to touch my butt with your hands?!"

As realization dawned on her, Xia Tiantian’s eyes flew open in indignation. She was still a pure maiden who had never been intimate with a man. Lying on her stomach and letting Lin Meng’s hot hands feel up her bottom... Just imagining the scene made her entire body tingle with a numbing electricity, causing her to subconsciously clamp her legs tightly together.