Chapter 70 – It teaches Amy

“It wonders what It’s captor’s name is.”

“Mrrrau.”

“Understood. It’s captor is Mrrrau.”

“Thia, what the heck? Did that noise just come from you.”

“Correct.”

“That sounded so real! Since when could you speak cat?”

“It has always known all there is to know in this world and the myriad realms beyond the Veil.”

“Okay, yeah. The internet. But that doesn’t explain how you can meow so perfectly.”

“It did not meow, it only spoke Mrrrau’s name.”

“You just did it again. That was definitely a meow.”

“Meow.”

“It clarifies: It did not meow. Mrrrau just meowed.”

“No, you definitely both meowed.”

“It will teach Amy the difference. It requests that Amy gets comfortable.”

“Okay, professor Thi-nyaa.”

“. . .”

“…”

“Meow.”

“Kill me.”

“It will not Harm It’s Wife.”

“Meow.”

“It translates: Mrrrau will not harm Amy either.”

“…Okay. Just teach me how to speak cat.”

“Understood. Repeat after It: Mrrrau.”

“Thia, where did you hide the rest of the owl?”

“It does not have any owls.”

“Exactly. That’s exactly what I’m saying. I need more instruction than ‘just do it’, please. I’m not as perfect as my super smart, amazing, cat-fluent wifey.”

“Understood. Repeat after It: M-rrr-au.”

“…Okay. That’s a bit better. I still don’t think this will work, but… Mreow?”

“Meow.”

“It commends Amy’s first attempt. Mrrrau also considers Amy’s voice childlike and endearing.”

“This is so embarrassing.”

“Mrrrau.”

“Thanks, cat. Uh… Mrreow?”

“Mrrrau.”

“Thanks, Thia. Uh… maybe… Mrreow?”

“Mrrrau.”

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“Mrrau? Hah… I give up. Cat is impossible to learn. You two are incredible. And incredibly cute. But I need to go have a drink now. Do you two meowers want me to bring back any snacks?”

“Meow.”

“It would also like snacks. It thanks Amy.”

“Hah…”