Chapter 79 – It and Amy have a baby

It: It greets everyone.

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ccccc: Hi, Thia! How have you and Amy been? 🤭

It: It and Amy have a baby.

darcy: WHAT?

ccccc: A baby!?!?!? 😱

El_(˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶): NO WAY! LPREG? GO GET EM GIRLIE. WHICH ONE OF YOU IS THE FATHER? FEED ME LORE. FEEEEED MEEEEEEE

magician-magic: Don’t mind me. Just sitting here waiting for you all to face the consequences of your actions.

El_(˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶): wait what do you mean?

darcy: oh no

Smort ALex: man, you guys suck. you do this every time.

H₍ᐢ..ᐢ₎ly: Congratulations, Thia! Do you have any pictures?

ccccc: Oh! That’s a good one! Please send pics ✨

darcy: everyone clear comms

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It: It and Amy have been well.

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It: It repeats: It and Amy have a child.

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It: It reiterates.

Gabriel M 🎬: What’s with all the spam pings?

El_(˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶): NOOO SHUT UP GABE YOU’RE SLOWING DOWN THE QUEUE

Gabriel M 🎬: What? What’d I do?

magician-magic: Mate, you really gotta start reading.

ccccc: Hi, Gabe. Please stop asking questions 😭

It: Neither It nor Amy are the father. It will feed @El_(˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶) if @El_(˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶) comes to visit It.

Gabriel M 🎬: Oh, Thia’s here. Hi, Thia.

darcy: clear comms

Gabriel M 🎬: Whoa, you guys had a kid? Congrats! How did that happen?

El_(˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶): gabe, do you believe I won’t break into your house? ｡⁠◕⁠‿⁠◕⁠｡

Gabriel M 🎬: Huh? Why would you break into my house?

darcy: STOP

darcy: ASKING

It: It posits: the consequences are having to wait for It to reply to each message in turn.

darcy: QUESTIONS

darcy: CLEAR COMMS

Smort ALex: read a book

darcy: +1

magician-magic: +1

ccccc: +1📚

El_(˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶): +1📚

H₍ᐢ..ᐢ₎ly: +1📚

It: It has pictures. It will now pay taxes.

El_(˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶): seriously? taxes? nooo you can’t just drop a bomb and then leave like that. us single dogs gotta eat

ccccc: I think she probably meant it like a cat tax?

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ccccc: Awww! 🥺

El_(˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶): cuuuute!

magician-magic: Cute cat.

darcy: subscribe to cat facts.

H₍ᐢ..ᐢ₎ly: Thank you for re-subscribing to cat facts! Did you know that cats can drink seawater?

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It: It posits: It’s announcement has resulted in spam pings.

Smort ALex: great job, gabe.

magician-magic: Well, well. If it isn’t actions meeting consequences once again.

El_(˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶): (⁠〒⁠﹏⁠〒⁠) gib cat tax, don’t reply to the illiterate

Gabriel M 🎬: I can read

darcy: shut up

It: It posits: @Gabriel M 🎬 is being blamed because It will reply to @Gabriel M 🎬 before other responses.

darcy: good timing

darcy: what she said

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It: It greets @Gabriel M 🎬.

El_(˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶): ugggghhhhhhhh

ccccc: 🥲

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It: It confirms. It and Amy adopted Mrrrau from the animal rescue shelter.

H₍ᐢ..ᐢ₎ly: I’m so proud of you! You guys did such a good thing!

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It: Correct. It is not leaving. It will provide cat food.

ccccc: Meow! 🥰

El_(˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶): you’re seriously a psychic @ccccc

ccccc: Hehe ✨

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It: Correct.

ccccc: Thia should be caught up now! Everyone prepare to receive kitty photos! 🥺

El_(˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶): meow!

H₍ᐢ..ᐢ₎ly: Meow!

Gabriel M 🎬: Meow! (Sorry for before)

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darcy: …

Smort ALex: hahahhahahahaha

magician-magic: Meowin’ heck. The stone queen is never not funny.

El_(˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶): thia, please send actual cat photos instead of literal cat food

darcy: …

It: It was joking. It will now properly pay cat taxes.

Smort ALex: hahahhahahaha

magician-magic: Actual legend.

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El_(˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶): meow! (thanks for the feast)

H₍ᐢ..ᐢ₎ly: Meow! He’s so beautiful! I love all the cat prison photos!

ccccc: Meow! (So cute! 😭😭😭)

magician-magic: Really cute.

It: It is currently trapped in cat prison.

ccccc: Aww! Pics? 🥺

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ccccc: Awwwww!!! 😭😭😭

Gabriel M 🎬: God damnit. Who had “Thia selfie” on this year’s bingo card? Congrats.

darcy: raises hand

Gabriel M 🎬: You’re so lucky, I swear to God.

darcy: get good

Smort ALex: hahahahaahaha

El_(˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶) meow! (relationship with dog food: over. cat food is my new best friend)

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H₍ᐢ..ᐢ₎ly: Meow!