Esper X Family – Chapter 495 – Review! Must Review!

“Today is a really good day to start streaming.”

Ever since Tang Lulu found out about Ye Yao’s hidden identity, she stopped asking Ye Yao to stream and game together.

She mostly came over to hang out with Ye Yao after her own stream ended.

Tang Lulu’s livestream had actually been somewhat affected.

Many long-time viewers knew that Yao Catty was close to a certain game streamer.

So, when Ye Yao wasn’t streaming, a lot of viewers flocked to Tang Lulu’s channel, and her popularity rose along with it.

One could say that it was popularity blown in by a strong wind.

Of course, this rising popularity wasn’t necessarily a good thing for Tang Lulu either.

After all, she only streams for fun and never really planned to make a serious push into the streaming scene.

Having so much popularity brought in all kinds of complicated viewers, which has become a real headache for her.

When Tang Lulu ended her streams and came to hang out with Ye Yao, she often vented her frustrations.

Fortunately, the Countermeasures Bureau took over everything and quickly straightened out Tang Lulu’s streaming environment.

But instead of dampening netizens’ enthusiasm, this only fueled their anticipation even more.

Every day, people started betting on when Yao Catty would stream again.

Some even thought that the streamer had quietly graduated.

Various claims like dine-and-dashing, groups of demons dancing ¹ Idiom that means evil people running rampant on the political stage. , and other absurd content appeared.

And right in the middle of all this heated discussion, the long-awaited livestream finally opened its doors!

This time, Ye Yao streaming was a whimsical decision.

After slacking off for so long, she just wanted to find some entertainment.

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For the past week, Ye Yao had mostly been surfing the web, soaking up the netizens’ clever little ideas.

Although she often ran into red rocks and thought, “Who posted this?” there was still plenty of fun and interesting stuff.

Now, Ye Yao no longer has to pretend to switch with Ye Tong.

She could easily have “Ye Tong” appear in the dorm, or even show affection in front of everyone at headquarters.

Who would dare object?

Who could object?

“Long time no see, everyone. It’s your gaming expert Yao Catty. I’ve been too lazy to stream lately, only remembered I had this account on a whim.”

Ye Yao’s lazy voice instantly sent the stream into a frenzy, but with such an overwhelming number of messages, it was hard to make out what anyone was saying.

The scrolling comment moved faster than even the most festive New Year’s programs.

On top of that, there were tons of super chats from rich folks throwing money around in a way that left people stunned.

If the Countermeasures Bureau hadn’t already taken over this stream and even requisitioned the platform itself, the platform would’ve crashed long ago.

To be honest, Ye Yao’s popularity is truly on a global scale. Even the stream’s chat has plenty of foreign languages.

If converted into believers, she would probably surpass the total of all religions combined.

After all, when it comes to ushering in a new era and benefiting all of humanity like a god.

Everyone shares in the glory.

For any Esper who has awakened abilities, no one can ignore her existence.

Not to mention the shocking debut of “Ye Ge” some time ago.

Even the “Ye Ge” who kicked the interstellar enemy to death might just be the streamer’s inner demon!

The greatness of the Great Emperor Tong Yao needs no explanation.

“Great Emperor Tong Yao? What are you talking about? I have no idea. I’m just an ordinary little streamer. I don’t know what Tong Yao is.”

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This statement made quite a few netizens laugh in frustration.

If you’re going to deny something, at least come up with a reasonable excuse, right?

Who in the world doesn’t know about Tong Yao?

That domineering act of ushering in a new era and imprinting the word “Tong Yao” into everyone’s minds… Even out of touch folks in remote mountain villages know about it!

And yet she said she didn’t know who “Tong Yao” is?

She’s not even pretending anymore.

“I understand.”

“2D has 2D rules.”

“Exactly. You’re looking for ‘Tong Yao’, not our Yao Catty, right?”

“Don’t mind the small-timers, Streamer. Just skip to the heavenly will erosion. We’re all waiting for the main course.”

There was no helping it.

This streamer really needs to be coaxed.

If you don’t coax her, you don’t get to watch.

One of a kind in the whole world, completely irreplaceable. She was the only person in her field, and incredibly approachable.

What’s more, the streamer treats viewers like family, willing to talk about any topic. She was super interesting, and more authoritative than anyone else.

So what if you have to play along with her act?

Even if they had to watch her trash gameplay for a whole week, they would still be willing!

“Host, host, talk about the big event from a week ago. We’ll listen to whatever you want to talk about!”

Ye Yao looked at the endlessly scrolling barrage of comments, including countless paid super chats, and could only sigh softly.

“You’re all way too enthusiastic. I guess it won’t hurt to chat a little.”

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Ye Yao’s voice seemed to carry a special kind of magic, completely igniting the audience’s passion.

Even the Countermeasures Bureau couldn’t tell whether she was Ye Yao or Ye Tong right now.

Perhaps after synchronizing Ye Tong’s memories, it was the real Ye Yao streaming!

So, where did Ye Tong go?

If the stream had camera on, the viewers would see a very heartwarming scene.

A silver-haired girl had a silver-haired loli sitting on her lap, using her as a more comfortable “seat”.

To be honest, it was pretty comfortable.

Only you yourself know the best sitting position, so if something feels uncomfortable, you could adjust a little.

A soft, fragrant body is definitely more comfortable than any chair, right?

Of course, “Ye Ge” could work too.

But stacking cats on a chair is pointless.

It’s already at full capacity!

As for Ye Ge, it was better to let Luo Jianhua and the others play with her.

Right now was streaming time. To avoid disturbing Ye Yao, Luo Jianhua and the others had gone to another dorm.

Their personal dorm rooms were finally useful for something.

They used to crowd into Ye Yao’s dorm every day.

Luo Jianhua and the others’ dorm probably had cobwebs by now!

And today, Mo Qiuli happened to be off duty, with Wu Mi and Fang Tang also around, so Ye Yao fissioned Ye Ge off to play with them.

Streaming and keeping everyone company, both done at once!

Ye Yao organized her thoughts a little.

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“Where should I start? I’ve been surfing the web a lot lately and have seen plenty of interesting comments. I think they’re pretty amusing.”

Just then, she noticed a new super chat pop up.

“Host, is your friend in Sequence Zero satisfied with the performance of the big shots in Sequence Zero?”

To be fair, the viewers really tried their best to pretend they didn’t know, just to play along with Ye Yao.

Back when the streamer said, “I have a friend”, they all felt a strong sense of déjà vu.

But then it turned out the “friend” was actually her!

That was kind of scary.

“Satisfied or not? I asked her, and she’s actually pretty satisfied.

Everyone in Sequence Zero performed beyond expectations. Even the little ones who aren’t good at fighting showed their reliable side.

I heard they had a celebration banquet the next day. It was really joyful.”

At this point, Ye Yao couldn’t help but slightly criticize a certain person.

“However, I noticed quite a few people have developed some small misunderstandings about the members of Sequence Zero.”

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She would put an end to the chaotic online arguments!

Author Note

I’ve accumulated a bunch of typos that I haven’t corrected yet. I should go back and fix them after I pay off my debts.

Saw you ² the 见jian in 看见kanjian (saw you) sounds like 剑jian (sword). !

Translator Note

I should’ve fixed most of them while tling… maybe.