Esper X Family – Chapter 668 – The Weakling Feels Threatened
Esper X Family – Chapter 668 – The Weakling Feels Threatened
In response to Ye Yao’s question, Jiang Huashen’s face was immediately filled with intoxication.
“I’m pursuing art. You know, ever since experiencing many significant events, my demands for art have grown higher and higher, and the threshold for gaining inspiration has also become increasingly elevated. But the sudden arrival of an interstellar civilization has shown me a glimmer of hope. To me, this is undoubtedly like an oasis in the desert…”
Seeing Old Jiang launch into an incomprehensible monologue, Ye Yao directly moved the microphone away and promptly slipped off.
“Alright, let’s continue exploring. Ignore him.”
Seeing the streamer move the camera away, the viewers in the chat room couldn’t hold back anymore.
“Doesn’t one of the faces of our Sequence Zero deserve some respect?”
“You can tell that the streamer really doesn’t know how to appreciate art.”
“It’s not that she doesn’t appreciate it. She just likes things that are more mainstream. Isn’t the magical girl stuff quite exciting?”
“Who says magical girls are mainstream? They’re clearly full of elegance!”
“Right, right! Exactly!”
Soon after, Ye Yao encountered a sword-wielding man wandering inside the spaceship and promptly approached him for an interview.
“Excuse me, Mister. What are you doing here?”
Gu Wenxin pondered for a moment.
“I’m observing whether members of other civilizations match the moral judgment of the【Slaying Evil】ability, and also checking if there are any evildoers around. If there are, I’ll deal with them on the spot.”
As soon as he said this, the chat was flooded with a barrage of “scared to tears” comments.
Based on the information Ye Yao had revealed during her usual streams, Sequence Zero’s Gu Wenxin was undoubtedly a modern death god.
Not only did he contribute the highest kill count during the last Bluestar defense battle, but he also dealt with quite a few humans guilty of unpardonable crimes. He was practically a walking law enforcement, and the kind that could carry out immediate executions.
No one expected that Gu Wenxin would not only remain active on Bluestar but even try to extend his reach to alien civilizations.
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Anyone would gasp in shock at this.
Although everyone knew that he only killed bad people, and that was certified by the mysterious streamer herself, people would still unconsciously keep their distance if they ran into him in real life.
However, Ye Yao retorted with a grumble.
“Aren’t you here on vacation? Why are you still patrolling?
Mr. Gu, I’m confiscating this sword for now. Personal weapons aren’t allowed on the spaceship. You can have it back when your vacation ends.”
Ye Yao unceremoniously took Gu Wenxin’s blade, acting as if she were a security staff member.
Gu Wenxin could only accept it helplessly.
The viewers laughed at this scene.
“The streamer has quite a few roles, huh? She’s also a part-time security guard?”
“She’s the only streamer in the world who can forcefully take away the modern death god’s weapon. Would you dare lock eyes with her?”
“MeMeMe! I’ll do it!”
Ye Yao turned around and walked away, casually swinging the super blade she had snatched from Gu Wenxin. It gave off a distinct vibe of a big sword paired with a loli, like something out of a game.
It even gave Ye Yao a nostalgic feeling of playing with a long wooden stick in the countryside, pretending to be a sword immortal.
As for the mobile streaming device, she held it up with her mental power, so the livestream wasn’t affected at all.
Next, she passed by the gym attached to the spaceship.
That’s right, the spaceship also had similar relaxation areas, equipped with fitness gear completely different from Bluestar’s, supposedly for the crew members to unwind.
Here, Ye Yao ran into the legendary athlete, Yu Jin.
The big guy was indeed here trying out the fitness equipment.
Only alien fitness gear could probably satisfy his【Godless Body】.
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One could adjust the gravity multiplier however they wanted.
Definitely a super M 1 If you know, you know. (For those who don’t know, M is slang for Masochist. Also I’m back from my one month break to torture and annoy Cheese’s Novels lol – Proofreader Enncie) !
Just watching him was exhausting for Ye Yao.
Working out was out of the question. She would never work out in this lifetime.
Burning herself out in front of the computer every day was already diligent enough for her.
“Ahem~ Let’s not disturb that big guy. Let’s move on to the next stop!”
Ye Yao didn’t interview Yu Jin.
After all, they didn’t have much in common.
She could tell that Old Yu would only try to get her to work out!
She was just a little loli!
Was it even human to ask her to work out?
She couldn’t relate to someone so obsessed with lifting weights. She was terrified.
However, quite a few people in the chat were bewitched by Yu Jin’s muscular physique.
“Such a perfect body! I’m so excited!”
“I’m so jealous, bro. I want to get that kind of result too, but there’s no way!”
“Bro, bro, let me touch it, just once! Teach me how to train!”
Over-exercising really did attract the same gender.
Ye Yao found her eyes burning with just a single glance at the chat.
“Huh? Where’s the mysterious wriggly man? Why haven’t I seen him?”
The moment Ye Yao finished speaking, the shadows in the nearby corner began to wriggle slightly, quickly forming a human shape from a dark blob.
The person who appeared was Mu Luo, who had come out upon hearing Ye Yao’s call.
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“You called?”
Ye Yao hesitated, then asked: “May I ask what you’re doing, Mr. Mu?”
“As you can see, resting in the shadows. The pervasive darkness of space is very relaxing for me.”
Mu Luo gazed out the window into the depths of the universe.
Even though such vastness and darkness would make most people feel uneasy and anxious, to Mu Luo, it was like a beautiful sight that could soothe his body and mind.
Ye Yao almost forgot that Mu Luo had a special fondness for dark corners.
He had probably been lurking in the shadows outside the warship earlier, facing the pitch-black cosmic depths. She had to admit that he really knew how to enjoy himself.
“Well, I won’t disturb you then. Keep enjoying yourself.”
“Mm. Call me if you need anything.”
Mu Luo melted back into the shadows.
Without a doubt, he was probably one of those who enjoyed their vacation time the most.
Ye Yao sighed.
“Sigh~ Gotta hand it to Mr. Mu, he really knows how to enjoy life.
I thought he’d forget about his vacation like Mr. Gu and secretly wriggle around the spaceship, stalking our alien friends.
Turns out he just went outside to bask in cosmic radiation. Not bad.”
The chat went wild.
“The mysterious wriggly man’s reputation is ruined.”
“Streamer, watch your words! You’re just an ordinary streamer now. Careful, or Mu Luo might secretly trip you in the dark to teach you a lesson!”
“The guy above me didn’t let him off either.”
【First time taking family on a space trip, reward: 50 attribute points.】
【The family atmosphere you’ve created is enviable, reward: 20 attribute points.】
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Ye Yao was in a great mood.
This stream was a spur-of-the-moment idea. She thought that it would just be a casual pastime, but it turned out to have unexpected rewards.
“Alright! Let’s continue exploring. Next, we have the ‘Lullaby Ship’, the ’Mercury Ship’, and the ’Flower Leaf Ship’ to explore. The stream has only just begun!”
The chat immediately erupted in cheers.
This was a streamer who owned her own lane, single-handedly monopolizing the global streaming hype.
Streamers across the industry were all crying out about their “bad luck”.
Facing such an overpowered “competitor”, they could only tearfully end their own streams and join the carnival instead!
Meanwhile.
Weakling Xia Lian was trailing closely behind the real Ye Yao, successfully escaping the fate of being left alone.
That was also why she wasn’t in the other fission body’s livestream.
She was just too clingy!
And now, Xia Lian had encountered her greatest rival!
“Hello, my name is White Comet.”
Facing this comet-like woman, Xia Lian felt that her position was under serious threat!
Author Note
At least, at least I managed to get perfect attendance this month. After this it’s time for slice-of-life!
Text: See ya later, y’all 2 嘞lei is similar to 了le, but it’s often used to show southern countryside accent.