Cannon Fodder – Chapter 96 – I Told You She Likes Xiaocheng

Chen Qian and Xiaowei were heading to the counseling room.

Having gone out wearing only pajamas, Xiaowei kept shivering despite borrowing Chen Qian’s coat, completely awake now without any sleepiness.

As they walked, she asked Chen Qian, “Isn’t it bad that we’re helping Chi Xiaocheng deceive Tao-Tao like this?”

Chen Qian shielded her from the wind while explaining, “Xiaowei, you can tell too right? Chi Xiaocheng likes Su Tao. And Su Tao talks about her all the time in our dorm. We’re just playing matchmakers here. How is this deception?”

“Qianqian, that’s some serious mental gymnastics.”

Chen Qian shrugged. “Weren’t you the one who said this would be fun to help with? But if you feel bad for Su Tao, I just won’t wake you up next time you’re sleeping.”

“Hey no!”

Xiaowei panicked slightly. “I’m not saying I won’t help. Watching the tsundere Tao-Tao slowly fall in love is super entertaining, okay? Plus it’s between two girls… hehehe, this is first time I’ve seen this in real life.”

Her eyes then sparkled. “If we can get them together, I’ll have bragging rights forever no matter where I go.”

Her tone shifted as she smiled sheepishly. “I just feel slightly guilty is all. You know how Tao-Tao tiptoes when getting up, even brushing her teeth quietly to avoid waking me? Forcing this on her feels kinda bad.”

Chen Qian patted the back of Xiaowei’s head. “If Su Tao didn’t like Chi Xiaocheng, then forcing it would be wrong. But she clearly cares about her. She probably likes her without realizing it.”

Regardless of Xiaowei’s choice, Chen Qian had fully committed to Team Orange.

She’d once disliked Su Tao because of Ye Liang.

Now enlightened, she still didn’t particularly like Su Tao.

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Helping Chi Xiaocheng gaslight her, watching her unknowingly fall into traps while drowning in guilt and regret, so satisfying!

The sense of achievement was incredible!

No wonder there were so many drama addicts online. Even Xiaowei enjoyed being one. Besides, real-life drama like this was rare.

Not to mention, Chi Xiaocheng’s rewards were impossible to refuse.

As for the poison that Chi Xiaocheng threatened her with?

Whatever. She understood now. Chi Xiaocheng only cared about Su Tao. A bit messed up but not dangerous to others.

‘As an ordinary person, surely she wouldn’t actually kill me in this lawful society?’

With these thoughts, Chen Qian nudged Xiaowei again. “So? In or out? Chi Xiaocheng has that beauty tech. Do want me to get you some later?”

“Beauty tech sounds shady no?”

“Nevermind, without looks anxiety, you wouldn’t get it.”

Chen Qian was the classic 7/10 ordinary girl; “acceptable but unremarkable.” Basically average.

Slacking on fitness and skincare would ruin her. With effort and makeup, maybe 7.5.

Xiaowei was different. Round face, big eyes. Probably from sleeping indoors all the time, she had fair skin. She scored a natural 8.

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With those two living in the same dorm as her, Chen Qian grew envious of them.

While chatting, they spotted Chi Xiaocheng and Su Tao approaching. Chen Qian tapped Xiaowei’s shoulder. “See? Still holding hands.”

Xiaowei glanced over. “Girls holding hands is normal? Even guys sling arms over each other’s shoulders.”

“Watch this.”

Chen Qian raised her hand and called out loudly, “Su Tao! Over here!”

Hearing this, Su Tao walked over, hand-in-hand with Chi Xiaocheng, carrying a down jacket. “Xiaowei, going out without proper clothes? Trying to catch a cold? I brought this for you.”

Taking the jacket, Chen Qian gave Chi Xiaocheng a look. “Xiaocheng, mind waiting aside for a bit? I need to ask Su Tao something.”

Chi Xiaocheng gave Chen Qian a puzzled look but obediently stepped away.

Su Tao asked, “What can’t you say in front of Xiaocheng?”

Chen Qian lowered her voice. “Su Tao, do you like Chi Xiaocheng?”

Xiaowei’s eyes gleamed beside her.

Su Tao froze, staring at Chen Qian. “What? I just see her as a little sister.”

Xiaowei yawned. “But with Xiaocheng’s condition, don’t you have to like her?”

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Su Tao had told Chen Qian about Chi Xiaocheng’s yandere tendencies, so Xiaowei knew too… just not the details.

Su Tao glanced back at Chi Xiaocheng, who seemed to be constantly watching them. When Su Tao looked over, she gave an obedient smile.

After hesitating, Su Tao replied, “That’s unavoidable I guess. I’m just pretending to like her to stabilize her emotions. We’ll treat it slowly later.”

Chen Qian raised an eyebrow, drawing out her words. “Pretending~?”

Su Tao stumbled. “W-Well yeah. Gossip all you want but don’t spread rumors okay? This could really hurt Xiaocheng’s reputation!”

‘Got it. Your own reputation doesn’t matter then~’

Xiaowei and Chen Qian exchanged looks, with Xiaowei secretly making an “OK” gesture.

Xiaowei has joined the party.

Some things need no words.

After brushing them off, Su Tao left with Chi Xiaocheng.

“Tao-Tao, what were you talking about earlier?”

Chi Xiaocheng asked curiously.

Su Tao paused mid-step. “Nothing important. Let’s go, Dongfang Yang is waiting.”

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Entering the counseling room, they took a detour to another room.

Seeing them arrive hand-in-hand, Dongfang Yang pointed behind him. “Took you long enough. Pulling strings for you two and I have to personally come. It’s not easy, you know?”

“I really appreciate it.”

Of course, Dongfang Yang knew the reason why Su Tao asked for help. But he knew only some, not all.

Su Tao had only mentioned Chi Xiaocheng’s recent mood instability possibly having psychological causes, not the yandere part.

But this wasn’t good for Chi Xiaocheng.

Meeting Dr. Lin first would’ve allowed strategizing. Now she could only wing it.

Entering the small room, they faced a glasses-wearing, kindly overweight man.

“I’m Dr. Chen. Just call me that. Have a seat.”

Dr. Chen treated her like any ordinary student, showing no tells.

As Chi Xiaocheng sat down, wondering how to utilize Intermediate Acting, Dr. Chen calmly said, “No need to be nervous. Just routine questions per the school’s arrangement. Most students’ so-called psychological issues stem from stress and poor schedules.

“Next I’ll ask some questions. Just answer honestly.”