Chapter 1: The Rival Always Wants to Taste Him Again [1]
Chapter 1: The Rival Always Wants to Taste Him Again [1]
Chapter 1: The Archenemy Always Wants to Taste Him Again "1"
After all the stuff the censors wouldn't let me write was over.
That whole ordeal dragged on till the middle of the night.
Shi Mo braced himself with one hand on the bed, still a little out of it as he sat up. The blanket slid off, leaving the telltale marks fully exposed.
He glanced down, then let his gaze drift to Ye Qi, still sound asleep beside him. The wild memories came flooding back, and he raised an eyebrow.
"As expected of the male lead... the guy's got stamina."
Though his technique could still use some work.
He narrowed his eyes, laced his fingers together, stretched his arms overhead, and arched his back.
Then he moved Ye Qi's arm off him, threw off the blanket, swung his legs out of bed, and picked his clothes up off the floor.
Shi Mo stared at the clothes in his hands—too dirty to wear again—and went quiet for a rare few seconds.
Without a second thought, he grabbed Ye Qi's clothes and put them on, taking his own with him as he left.
As for what Ye Qi would wear when he woke up?
Not his problem.
Back at his place, Shi Mo had just drawn a hot bath, ready to soak and relax.
Suddenly, a fluffy pink-and-white ball rolled out of thin air.
The little ball had two wings and kept circling Shi Mo, waving its tiny hands in the air, looking shocked and incredulous:
"Xiao Momo! You actually slept with the male lead? You really slept with him?!"
Shi Mo gave it a brief glance—it had just been let out of the little dark room.
He looked away and tilted his head back, his soft black hair soaked, water droplets dripping from the ends. The steam brought a faint flush to his face.
At 447's question, Shi Mo said casually:
"What else? I warned him the wine was spiked, but he drank it anyway. How was I supposed to not sleep with him?"
447 panicked: "But you're the villain! He's the male lead! You, you, you—how could you sleep with him?!"
"Because I was hungry~"
Shi Mo's brows curved slightly, a smile tugging at his lips. His hand rested on the edge of the tub, fingertips tapping idly.
His voice was already a little hoarse, and he drew out the last syllable with an indescribable, seductive charm.
"Little Seven, you know I'm a succubus. His luck smelled way too good, and he basically offered himself up. It was really hard to resist."
447: "?!!!"
447 met Shi Mo's alluring gaze, saw his smiling face, and instantly went wide-eyed.
For a moment, it felt like something soft inside it had been hit, and the whole system went dizzy.
Ahhh!!! How could Xiao Momo be wrong? Xiao Momo is definitely not wrong!
It's all Ye Qi's fault for seducing him! Everything's Ye Qi's fault!
"Besides, my mission is to eliminate that 'fake male lead' who messed with the plot and stole luck, and help Ye Qi, the real male lead, take his rightful place."
Shi Mo paused, placed a hand over his lower abdomen, narrowed his eyes to hide the satisfaction in them, and smirked:
"But it never said which position he should take."
447 was silent for a moment, then hesitated: "Is that what the mission means? Why does that sound kind of off to me?"
"Xiao Momo... did you just make a dirty joke?"
Shi Mo chuckled softly: "Did I?"
447: "...Didn't you?"
"Of course not."
Shi Mo leaned back, fully relaxed, and asked:
"By the way, how's that fake male lead, Lin Ran, doing?"
"——Reading Tip——"
Okay, enough with the crazy intro. After cutting, trimming, and fussing over it forever, I finally managed to come up with something normal.
So treat the intro below as the full version! Let's just make do with it~
As a little succubus, Shi Mo only does two things in the mission world.
First, win the bet with someone! Second, make sure he's always fed!
Question: What if the male lead is too tempting?
Shi Mo smiles, eyes curving: "Of course, just a little taste~"
However, he only wanted to eat his fill and run, never expecting that the corrupted male leads would all want to taste him again and again!
——
When his archenemy was being set up, he leaned against the door and taunted him, yet let himself get pinned down, then turned around and claimed it was just an accident.
Later, the archenemy brought him to a carefully prepared room, covered in photos of him, and said with a light laugh:
"Since A Mo doesn't want to look at me, then look at yourself."
——
When the Immortal Lord fell from grace, the Demon Lord hid his identity to help him cultivate, even tricking him into dual cultivation, then brushed off his sleeves and left.
Later, the Immortal Lord stormed into the demon realm, pressed him down onto the soft couch, tossed out a chest of dual cultivation manuals, grabbed his ankle, and coaxed softly:
"Be good, A Mo, let's practice these a few more times."
——
When the blood hunter was besieged by enemies, as a member of the blood clan, he picked the man up and brought him home, and after he'd had his fill, he threw him back to the clan.
Later, the blood hunter wrapped his wrist with a dark red silk ribbon, undid his own collar to reveal his neck, and smiled enticingly:
"Doesn't my master like my blood? Why not taste it again, hmm?"
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Secondly, little Mo'er is a long-haired beauty, a long-haired beauty in every world.
Lastly, my brain (chew chew chew) I'll just park it here (chew chew chew) I'll (chew chew chew) keep it safe (gulp)—
"A few words for the new babies joining us—if you find some parts don't quite connect when you read further along."
"Don't question it, it's because the censors kept forcing me to delete parts again and again. After all, I don't know how many times it's been rejected or how many times I've revised it—disconnects are totally normal."
"Hehe, of course, the author has already been driven crazy by the censors! My honest advice here is to just not read this novel anymore. The fact that I'm still revising it despite all this is purely out of love for my hard work, my son, myself, and the babies who read this book before."
"So my advice to new reader babies is—you can stop right here. It's best to exit now while you still can. Cut your losses and get out now, and let's not keep reading."
"Chapter One—a broken novel that's already been forced to delete half of itself. What good could possibly come after this, hehe~"